August 2011
Reblog if you are against bullying.
The more I think about my classes for the upcoming...
the sadder I get. Do not want any of them.
i speak the truth, and everybody else knows it. so...
July 2011
Alex Gaskarth, warning parents since 2009.
Alex: 'To whom it may concern. I would like to start this email by first stating that I am 57 years old. I've gone to hundreds of concerts in my life time-' Clearly.
'And am the administrator of a site on Facebook for the southern rock group, The Outlaws.' Sounds badass. Uhm...
'I've done interviews with present and former band members, to music reviews for Amazon's nights and weekends-' That sounds like bullshit. Uhm... 'And have been in the company of many professional musicians.' Oh. Good for you, man; you've met Cher.
Jack: I want to meet Cher.
Alex: He is a pedophile, I'll have you know... 'Last night I took my daughter along with her friend to the Starland Ballroom to their first concert. I had heard some of the band's music from when my daughter had played their songs, and I found the music to be quite catchy and enjoyed the songs I heard.-' Before I go on, before I go on, I would like to point out that one of our songs is about a one night stand, and I definitely say 'casual fuck' in the verse.
Rian: *Rim shot on drums*
Alex: So, before a man brings his fourteen year old daughter with the impression that we're a 'polite group' he should pay attention to that lyric.
'The show the group played was an underage show.' No it wasn't, anyone was allowed to come, haha. My parents were there! No they weren't...
'This is where I have a problem with the group. The band should have been condescent-' Nice word. 'of the fact that there were many teens, primarily girls.'
'I found the language of the group deplorable, rude, offensive and vulgar.'
Jack: Fuck!
Alex: 'Other parents who were in the same area where I was sitting had the same opinion.' Hey, parents? I'm watching you. If I see any of you complaining tonight... This guitar? Wailing it at your face. Hahah. Oh, I kid, I kid... But seriously, let's go on. Ahem.
Hold on, this is my favourite part!
'Examples were the constant use of the F word,'
Crowd: *Noises of discontent*
Alex: Hang on, best part, best part haha. 'And your singer telling somebody who was a member of the road crew to perform oral sex on him.' Wait! There's more! 'But saying that very graphically and describing the size of the penis.'
So basically I said, 'Hey Danny, suck my tiny dick.' that's probably what I said, something along those lines. Now, let me see if there's anything else funny on here.
Zack: What about Jersey?
Alex: Oh yeah! Wait, where is it? Oh! 'What I also found offensive was that your group was playing in Jersey making a comment that the best thing about Jersey is that the girls there are easy to sleep with.' However, however! That is true! That is just a well known fucking fact!
Zack: And then it says stuff about the smells too.
Alex: Wait, yeah yeah. And then he continues to say, 'And the comments about the smell of the state of New Jersey also were offensive.' It is not my fault that the fucking river under the bridge smells like a diaper! I can't help it. Clean up your act New Jersey, and I won't complain about it! So, before any more of you angry, angry parents decides to email our manager about us, remember that I will read your email on stage and make fun of you!
The differences in friends:
Good friend: Answers my hermaphrodite question.
Not nice, at the moment, friend: Doesn’t…
“Givin’ myself to you is like givin’ myself to a chainsaw. You keep cuttin’ me...”
– Daniel Merriweather (via diagnonsense)
"Will You Go Out With Me?"
thatblackoricankid:
Relationships are for suckers
You could’ve just said no… Jeeez Issa :’(
I’ll stop trying to be funny now…
“He’s a bald testicle, cold and abnormal.”
– Charles (Just because it is still kinda making me laugh)
I'm sick of holding on to people in my life that...
Be in my life or get out. This on and off again talking/friendship cannot continue.
I HATE when your parents ruin your plans at the...
thatblackoricankid:
like, I had the perfect night planned. what?
Do you guys realize what going to happen when we...
emivengenz:
Driving in the car with the radio on, you just picked up your kids from school.
“How was school?”
“It was fine we-“
Then the radio starts playing oldies, and the your old favorite band comes on.
“Oh my God, shut up I don’t care.”
Then you start thinking about fangirling when you were a teen.
You start to remember tumblr, and all the friends you made
You slowly start to...
