March 2012
When people talk about 'YOLO' all I can think of...
I want some frozen yogurt every time too.
Y'all I can't stop smiling. I am falling SO fast!
English is NOT gonna happen right now....
God loves me tonight!
Hehe
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
How to turn three sentences into two pages....
UGH, all I wanna do is talk to a certain guy but that’s not going to happen. Damn everything for me not having his number.
Writing essays when you can't think of words...
eff-men:
school? lolno.
Oh God....
this
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
February 2012
“I’m gonna stick it in when she’s not looking….”
– Abby :)
Olivia Nora Brooks
fridaynightitsalright:
I love you
Issa Toro, I love you more <3 (I’m kidnapping you this weekend just so you know.)
devil music: never stop running suicide is bullshit believe in who you are you are worth it take no one's shit okay you are amazing
accepted music: you a stupid hoe i get high yeah i smoke weed so what fuck the haters i is who i is you can't control me
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When you smell weed
heavy-heartss:
When you smell weed
I want him…
So badly…
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